Ron Paul is scaring the fuck out of the GOP establishment

When the Demon Barber of Fleet Street(Charles Krauterhammer) slithers back out of his coffin to hurl an insult Ron Paul's way when the good doctor is not looking you know the devil is a foot.

Not just the ancestral cause of the gotcha blade but a plethora of articleage has been dedicated to Ron Paul this weekend. Some one spiked the eggnog?  Slow weekend?  Not much happening(20+ Paki's murdered by Nato over the weekend)....snuck a few in while the boss was away?

How about the obvious?  I mean it's so clear Sid Barrett would see straight through this bullshit wasted on enough LSD to get a dinosaur high enough to think someone was just using a camera trick to film him to either make him much bigger than he really is or smaller than he really was because a larger episode still exists in another dimension and cannot be discounted....

Come on, really look at the rest of the other lot. Ron Paul could dress like Timothy Leary on stage and not screw up like the other lot. He hasn't wished any dead celebrities a happy birthday as of yet. Unlike perhaps every single other candidate or even the entire congress he hasn't had more than 1 view on any position the last 76 years counting...yes you're out.

He is scary as fuck this Ron Paul fella'. What a novelty he tells the truth!  Furthermore he is at the age he is actually allowed to be grumpy, have girls 50 years his junior sit on his lap, have a nurse 24/7 to make sure his "blood pressure" is kept steady. He can probably take out a pea shooter and start pegging the other candidates during the quieter portions of the debate with frozen peas.

Perhaps now Wolf Blitzer will catch a cough and be filled in at the next debate by Howard Stern. The Newt chapter might take days....the one with Santorum might require a goat....Romney's story wouldn't be complete without a sheep....baaaaaaahhhhh......Cain?  Stern can ask him about all the chicks he banged in Libya trying to remember what he was going to say a couple decades later.

Yes Ron Paul is 007 right now....you just know in the end it is he who will drift off into the sunset with the hot chick aboard the float like Spaz i mean the other nerd in Revenge of the Nerds...."are all nerds as good as you" lol  Yes Ron Paul is it...Weeeeeeee are the championsssssssssssss